one day feels like three autumns

a chinese idiom that is used when you miss someone so much,
one day feels as long as three years.

When I'm without you one day feels like three autumns

by cakeloufornia May 17, 2015

my mother told me one day i will buy

viking song or when you forgor what your mother told you you will buy

P1: hey man, who told you youll buy?
P2: my mother told me one day i will buy

by baysil September 15, 2023

Day one strokes

Having a sexual interaction with someone on the first day you met them

I just met this girl, I’m hoping to get some day one strokes.

by Grantivanschilte April 19, 2024

day one strokes

Having sex with someone on the first day you meet them

I keep going on tinder dates tryna get some day one strokes

by Grantivanschilte April 26, 2024

Four Seasons In One Day

When your shit starts out runny, then gets solid and then gets watery or any combination of the above mentioned

My favourite type of Shit is the Four Seasons In One Day

by UncrunchableCorn February 26, 2025

national day one day

The day you appreciate your “Day one” the friends that has been with you since the beginning and never stabbed you in the back

it’s national day one day show some appreciation to the friend that’s been there since the beginning

by DrFitzSlurp July 03, 2023

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021