Darian is the kind of girl you never want to meet. She is fake and will stab you in the back for nothing. She talks shit about everyone, even her closest friends. She's a user. Most of her friends are only kept around because of what they can do for her, what they can give, or for having something she wants. She's notoriously lazy. She's an awful person who would demand the shirt off your back and get angry and blow up on you if you have the audacity to say no. No is not a word she is accustomed to hearing. Darian is also poor, but likes to live a bougie lifestyle. If you have money, she will find a way to get you to pay for everything. Sometimes she will actually promise to pay you back. She never actually will though, and always conveniently remembers only owing 1/5 of what she owes. She's the daughter of a stripper, and it shows. She comes from a family of white trash hick addicts. It also shows. She's manipulative as hell and a pathological liar. She cheats on her boyfriends. She's a horrible friend. Don't let her get her claws into you or you'll never break free, at least not without some serious damage and heavy scars.
Darian (f)
Shit, Darian's calling. Wonder what she wants now. Hello? Darian, my grandma died yesterday. I can't drive you around and then do that huge thing for you that you will then take all the credit for. Wow Darian called me a bitch and hung up on me. Oh wow, now Darian is posting all over social media about how bad of a friend I am. And her fake friends and the guys that want to sleep with her are feeding into her bullshit. That's Darian, I guess. Happens all the time.
Shit, Darian's calling. Wonder what she wants now. Hello? Darian, my grandma died yesterday. I can't drive you around and then do that huge thing for you that you will then take all the credit for. Wow Darian called me a bitch and hung up on me. Oh wow, now Darian is posting all over social media about how bad of a friend I am. And her fake friends and the guys that want to sleep with her are feeding into her bullshit. That's Darian, I guess. Happens all the time.
by anonymous January 1, 2022
Get the Darian (f)mug. A surprisingly b*tch, curvy and eloquent, magnificently colossal, flamboyant and animal (Every Darian should know the meaning of this phrase in Spanish). Even though she can be a little closed at first, if you gain her friendship she's going to be the best friend you can ask for, loyal to death, brrrr. Sometimes she can treat you like she's mad at you, but she doesn't really mean it, and believe me: if she does this she loves you with all her heart. Confident, Cheerful, defender of justice, supportive, and obviously crazy.
by Candy36 November 25, 2021
Get the Darianmug. The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.
Darian The cod kid is The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.
by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024
Get the Darian The cod kidmug. A super hot mountain biker with a big … personality;) . He gives the best hugs and kisses. Anyone who is lucky enough to date darian is the most lucky person ever never let go of him and show him all your love. You will know he’s coming because he dives a 4Runner.
by Samtacular March 3, 2022
Get the Darianmug. Darian is a small Boy From Iran with black hair.
He is always the youngest in his class and not Good at all. He is very cracked in fortnite and valo. He hasnt got the best style, but everyone loves him and his flaws and sins.
He is always the youngest in his class and not Good at all. He is very cracked in fortnite and valo. He hasnt got the best style, but everyone loves him and his flaws and sins.
by @primeramspopo_memes October 10, 2022
Get the Darianmug. Darian is the type of person who gets what he wants, he is smart, kind, genuine and the biggest fatty alive. He makes every moment a special moment. Now I know a lot of you have a "Darian in your life" but the Samsam I know can never be replaced, cringy asf but he's the best friend anyone can have. He has your back when you need it and he knows exactly what to say and when to say it. He might forget your birthday or what you said two seconds ago, but nonetheless he makes up for it somehow. He doesn't like pineapple on pizza, which I don't understand, he loves his sister( even has a special handshake just them two), his birthday is in march, A+ for me for remembering, his favourite colour is orange, he has a weird obsession for fairy bread Idk why and I honestly don't know where hell is without me haha.
by Suicidal Llama Mama September 18, 2020
Get the Darianmug. by tecopux July 28, 2021
Get the Darianmug.