danglage

the manifestation of dangling. The phenomena of danglage is governed by Newton's Laws of Danglage, the set of truths pertaining to dangling, as discerned and elucidated by the great Sir Isaac Newton:

First Law: A person dangling tends to continue dangling until acted upon by an external force. This resistance to a change in danglage is referred to as danglertia.

Second Law: Danglage=Mass*Dangleration, where dangleration is the rate at which the danglocity increases or decreases (danglocity in dangles per unit time).

Third Law: For every dangle, there is an equal and opposite fumble.

*In the universe, danglage is conserved. That is, the sum of the danglage of the universe is constant.

In the 2010 Eastern Conference Championships, the Philadelphia Flyers unleashed a deluge of danglage upon the Boston Bruins, who, despite their best efforts, continued to fumble. (First Law)

by philly4life November 7, 2010

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danskate

anything that spends there life doing something but doesn't accomplish crap. Someone who sucks at life.
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you have failed life go kill yourself danskate.

by danskate August 11, 2006

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Danglar

Pronounced "DANG-LAHR." A form of driving, in a front wheel drive vehicle, where you ride around with the emergency brake on while driving on a dirt road. With the back wheels dragging, you will be able to whip the rear end of the car around back and forth while still making forward progress. This professional driving manuver is called a "danglar." This name was made famous by "Officer Dangle" from Reno 911.

"Dude, you did a hella danglar back there!"

"Oh man, I just danglared into a tree!"

"The cops pulled me over for doing a danglar."

by Nick Leonard January 13, 2008

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