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cumshot terrorist 

A pervert usually found in Japan who masturbates in public behind a newspaper or a tree before jumping out and ejaculating his cum on an unsuspecting woman.
I was relaxing on a park bench just outside the Chiba train station in Tokyo when I heard this strange shuffle-shuffle sound behind me. When I turned around to see what it was, a fat salaryman jumped out from behind a tree and shot his load directly in my face. He ran off in seconds leaving me looking like a bukkake queen. That cumshot terrorist.
cumshot terrorist by de-pube October 2, 2021
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cumshot bullseye

Trendy lower-back tattoo that serves as a target when ejaculating from behind on your girl. Or somebody else's girl.
"Todd is totally going to freak out when he finds out I unloaded on his underage sister's cumshot bullseye."

cumshot oasis 

During sex, the man has reached climax many times and has ejaculated on her/his body countless times. The man feels so happy and the feeling is so discreet for him that it is a mans destiny and oasis.
OMG, Josh. You have me covered in cum! This must be your 'cumshot oasis'.

cumshot residu 

Traces of semen left at a crime scene. With in-depth (anal)ysis of this 'CSR' it's possible to retrieve the male culprit who has been involved in the crime.
'Maybe.. if we use the cumshot residu (csr) on the mass spectrometer we could find the killer - CSI
cumshot residu by bootyhunter72 January 13, 2014

cumshot sniper

The male ejaculates a projectile shaped drop of cum which hits the female on a weak spot (i.e. eye). In contrast to a common cumshot it requires solid aiming, the correct muzzle velocity and the right amount of jizz in order to create the perfect shot.
He was an amazing cumshot sniper and she was impressed by his aiming skills. Right in her left eye. They were laughing all night.

cumshot chimaev 

Inspired by welterweight UFC fighter Khamzat Chimaev, this maneuver consists of a fireman’s carry takedown and, after assuming the dominant position, cumming on the opponent’s face. Perfect for both the octagon and the bedroom.
I was chillin with my girl yesterday, one thing led to another and I ended up giving her a cumshot chimaev.
cumshot chimaev by sadsappy November 7, 2021

cumshot oasis 

During sex, the man has reached climax many times and has ejaculated on her/his body countless times. The man feels so happy and the feeling is so discreet for him that it is a mans destiny and oasis.
OMG, Josh. You have me covered in cum! This must be your 'cumshot oasis'.