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Cumstain

Gingers can’t make cumstains
by aidancrosbie2805 November 14, 2018
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Cumstain

Someone named Tom, an accident or both.
Fuck you, Tom, you cumstain.
by 6ix9ine blicky April 24, 2019
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Cumption

You need courage to collect the big, juicy pile of cum in your cellar. Do not cave in. Do not clean. Build it bigger. The resilience not to give in is called cumption, and it is mustered from deep within.
Mother is knocking on the cellar door. Will you mop the pile, or gather the cumption to preserve it?
by Marlando of Shadowmere May 27, 2021
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Cumstain of Death

A cumstain that:

1. Lands on a material that you can't get it out of.
2. Is really noticeable
3. Is exceptionably large
"Oh fuck I aimed wrong, and now I have to deal with a cumstain of death"
by Experienced Cumlord July 7, 2023
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lil.cumstain_

Jamal- are you following lil.cumstain_
Jimmy-no *dies*
by Lil.cumstain_ May 10, 2018
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Correlation =/= Causation

A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.
Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:

Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.

Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018
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cumstain

The remainders of seamen left behind after ejaculation, can satin many surfaces, crusty yet educationally amusing. also view haj
The cumstain on the cusion was a struggle to remove but a little lick can help removal
by =CC= October 19, 2003
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