Crypt Keeper

Nickname for a biological mother who has done nothing but traumatize her children, then lose custody of said children, and choose drugs over everything and anything. Her idea of bonding is offering you to tag-along for a night of blowing bums and contracting STDs. She refuses to take accountability or apologize for selling her children for drugs, abandon them in strangers apartments, and every other fucked up thing she’s done.

Hey, who’s that?
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.

by poisoned poet April 4, 2022

Crypt

A scenario when a sus guy just messes up so much

That was such a "crypt" move.

by SpciyTacoMan September 27, 2021

Crypt is the man

A Youtuber that loves Kentucky Fried Chicken, his momma's barbecue, and an AMAZING VERSATILE ARTIST

Lor_Kreny: I jus put CRYPT IS THE MAN in my competition LMFAO
Luke: YES YES HE IS DA MAN, CRYPT IS THE MAN

by Lucas Killmore February 17, 2022

Crypt

A dumbass jackass dickhead loser thats a fucking pedo hes a 20 year old lives in the united kingdom and sucks cock all day

Player 1: whos that? Player 2: ew its crypt he sucks ass

by supyouguys July 11, 2021