Crunt

Mix of "crummy" and "cunt". Used mostly by either Britain's as a substitute for the word "cunt" or by an American who's attempting to insult a Britain by calling them a "crumpet-eating cunt" or simply a "crummy cunt".

"So you're from Britain? Alright crunt" -American Citizen

by Cool Guy 198712436 January 18, 2020

Crunt

A person who is CRANKY and also a CUNT.

Ben: Did you see how Tina talked to Steve?
Karl: Yeah she was a massive crunt.

by EndlessEquality March 4, 2018

Crunt

This is a word used to describe someone that is closeted racist who always plays the victim.

That Susie is a real crunt.

by dontknowwhattowrite April 6, 2019

Crunt

To be in ultimate awe of existing in a relationship.

I'm crunt this.

by Crunt_magician45 April 17, 2020

Crunt

Noun;

a word used to define a certain species of person that is the cross between a Crustacean and a Cunt

"Wobbles you Crunt!!!"
"Wobbles you are the biggest Crunt in the World"

by Angrol June 18, 2024

Crunt

A despicable person

Donald Crunt is a despicable person.

by Frank Farquhar December 6, 2022

Crunt in the Nadgers

A good hard shot to the bollocks. A thump in the love spuds, right in the Queensburys . A punch in the twins. Straight in the business. A kick in the jewels. A knee to the nuts. A crisp headbutt to the testicle. A cock punch gone horribly horribly wrong.

Acknowledged by scientists as being the most painful event that can possible befall the human body. Proven to be 19 times more painful than childbirth.

You carry on acting like a dumbass and you're gonna get a crunt in the nadgers.

by renstar September 17, 2015