by Snarkopotomous July 16, 2015
Get the Salmon Crunchermug. when a chick has a crispy pussy and the guy peels the dry skin off with his teeth proceeding to crunch on it while fingering her.
by --=Ro()0=-- August 7, 2008
Get the cunt crunchermug. Tree-hugging, bleeding-heart, high-in-fibre, low-in-fat, vegetarian communists.
The sort of people who hate the same government and military that is the only reason they're not speaking German or Russian right now. While the fact that they're not actively repressed is an important sign that free speech is still very much alive and well, it doesn't make them any less annoying.
The sort of people who hate the same government and military that is the only reason they're not speaking German or Russian right now. While the fact that they're not actively repressed is an important sign that free speech is still very much alive and well, it doesn't make them any less annoying.
Granola Cruncher: OMG like fair trade, stop the war, globalization is bad and stuff, I hate Bush because Vegan Times said he's mean, wow birkenstocks are cool.
by EchoZulu October 14, 2008
Get the Granola Crunchermug. When a woman's vaginal muscles are so powerful, that after a man has finished inside her, his penis head, when removed has turned purple.
by Jimbo Magee September 28, 2007
Get the cock crunchermug. James:Did you see her nice ass feet?!
Jake: yea she let me toe crunch her
James:Damnn you toe cruncher
Jake: yea she let me toe crunch her
James:Damnn you toe cruncher
by Dudetinkletoes November 17, 2018
Get the toe crunchermug. a very gory and violent movie, which causes stomach upset especially when it shows cannibalism, disembowelment, and any sort of graphic violence.
Anyway, 1979 film " Mountain of the Cannibal God " is kind of a throwaway in the world of cannibal gut-cruncher films.
2. Some have only heard it as the notorious gut-cruncher in the tradition of " Last House on the Left " and " I spit on your grave ".
2. Some have only heard it as the notorious gut-cruncher in the tradition of " Last House on the Left " and " I spit on your grave ".
by Rick Thurman February 21, 2011
Get the gut-crunchermug. The annoying lunchtime practices of a beige civil servant type (see Corish cunt) who due to his apparent diligence and hard working nature eats his lunch loudly at his desk.
Have you heard the noise that cunt, John makes when he's eating his dinner?
Yeah, he's a proper fucking Corish cruncher, that lad.
Yeah, he's a proper fucking Corish cruncher, that lad.
by Bayesoir January 2, 2020
Get the Corish crunchermug.