Salmon Cruncher

I was in Valdez for work, and the salmon crunchers were everywhere!
by Snarkopotomous July 03, 2015
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cunt cruncher

when a chick has a crispy pussy and the guy peels the dry skin off with his teeth proceeding to crunch on it while fingering her.
"man that bitch had a crispy pussy"

"man ur a dry mouthed, chipped toothed cunt cruncher!"
by --=Ro()0=-- July 13, 2008
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Granola Cruncher

Tree-hugging, bleeding-heart, high-in-fibre, low-in-fat, vegetarian communists.

The sort of people who hate the same government and military that is the only reason they're not speaking German or Russian right now. While the fact that they're not actively repressed is an important sign that free speech is still very much alive and well, it doesn't make them any less annoying.
Granola Cruncher: OMG like fair trade, stop the war, globalization is bad and stuff, I hate Bush because Vegan Times said he's mean, wow birkenstocks are cool.
by EchoZulu August 14, 2008
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cock cruncher

When a woman's vaginal muscles are so powerful, that after a man has finished inside her, his penis head, when removed has turned purple.
Damn, that dirty bitch I met down the docks has one crazy snapper. What a cock cruncher!
by Jimbo Magee September 15, 2007
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Eccy Cruncher

Somebody who takes great delight in consuming ecstasy - which is sometimes shortened to "Eccy". Eccy Crunchers can usually be seen wandering around nightclubs with dilated pupils and eyes wide open. It is unlikely that an Eccy Cruncher would make in intellectual conversation
"See those boys over there? They're all eccy crunchers"
by arms86 March 07, 2010
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gut-cruncher

a very gory and violent movie, which causes stomach upset especially when it shows cannibalism, disembowelment, and any sort of graphic violence.
Anyway, 1979 film " Mountain of the Cannibal God " is kind of a throwaway in the world of cannibal gut-cruncher films.

2. Some have only heard it as the notorious gut-cruncher in the tradition of " Last House on the Left " and " I spit on your grave ".
by Rick Thurman February 01, 2011
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