cock cruncher 

Someone who loves sucking a good dick here and there and does a damn good job at it

You know Kayla? Damn she's a cock cruncher!!

cock cruncher by Graffikul July 3, 2005

Crumpet Cruncher 

A racist term against the English.

Sir Guy Mann: "Damn crumpet crunchers drinkin all my tea again"

Crumpet Cruncher by The Insult Man April 29, 2021

penis cruncher

The process in which a penis is eaten

My ex girlfriend was a penis cruncher,she bit it right off

penis cruncher by Fred flawless July 21, 2006

dick cruncher

some one who likes to snack on dicks twenty four fucking seven.

that bitch is a dick cruncher mayne.
dedicated to my buddy laura

dick cruncher by Josh O August 18, 2004

muffin cruncher 

The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)

"I heard he likes it rough."

"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"

muffin cruncher by Jake Barney May 16, 2006

arse cruncher 

when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.

god that was an arse cruncher

arse cruncher by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

muffin cruncher 

A female who prefers muffin to schlong.

She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.

muffin cruncher by seymour heines February 26, 2008