The act of blowing air into your spouse’s anus, in return of them farting towards your eyes and achieving a pink eye.
Did you hear about John and Doe? he blew air into Doe’s asshole and she farted on his eyes, they're so fucking pink! she’s a cranging queen!
by KrispyCum March 31, 2025
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"I can't believe you got kicked out."
"It's because Pete was cronying and brought in loads of people just to get rid of me."
"It's because Pete was cronying and brought in loads of people just to get rid of me."
by Archmage Mad Hazza the Green April 1, 2026
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