crevice cruncher

A person with a fetish for oral sex on women or the act of muff diving by one woman on another. Often used as an insult.

"You are such a crevice cruncher Alex"

"did you see that vidio of Sarah giving Marie a good creace crunching last night...it was beautiful"

"do you want to participate in the act of crevice crumching tonight dear?"

by Nicole Downs December 5, 2007

Reverse Snake In The Crevice

When you tuck your penis between your legs, turn your back to the toilet ,and urinate.

Jordan: Dude, why is the toilet seat so wet?
Tristan: Oh sorry, I tried a Reverse Snake In The Crevice
Jordan: Clean it up!

by Cartah Hoffah April 13, 2015

triple crevice penetration

When you are fucking a girl in the ass with your penis, fucking her in the vagina with a dildo, and motorboating her breasts all at the same time.

My girlfriend and I did triple crevice penetration last night.

by dpelletier360 June 8, 2014

crevice juice [crack sap]

liquid (often viscuous) excuded around the region from the scrotum to the rectum; especially prominent when much clothing is worn and sweaty tasks are performed.

When I wear all my snowboard gear, my weenie usually swims in a pond of crevice juice crack sap by the end of the day.

by Sandro 'Merecumbé' Trunz December 30, 2008

Crevice Merchant

Crack dealer

Who is your crevice merchant ?

by Complexo February 18, 2024

Lunar Crevice

When sitting down the trousers of the person are slightly pulled down revealing the ass crack through the seat.

Wow. Mrs Smith has a massive lunar crevice at the moment!

by Ratmast_er October 2, 2017

waxing crevice

A term first coined by a high school teacher in Sacramento, CA
(n.)
1. Hair removal of the private/pubic area
2. Increased opening of vagina or anus due to libido
3. Booty call or thirstiness toward someone of the male gender

Patricia: Let's get down and dirty, Michael.
Michael: Did you just say waxing crevice?
Patricia: Yes, now let's sleep together.

by YummyCookie May 18, 2015