The act of taking a shit without wiping your ass and then letting it dry and harden on your cheeks before, later in the day, performing a subsequent shit that must break through the crusty layer to escape.
by Beagle81 March 7, 2014
(1) a popular doughnut at local Portland Oregon establishment Voodoo Doughnuts (2) ejaculating on a woman's face and then recycling it
After hitting the bars, I met this fine chick at Voodoo Doughnuts. I had to hurry up and give her a Portland Creme before the recycling men came to pick it up.
by Tee Dog September 11, 2008
by emily laura May 7, 2005
A Creme Brulee (or for the fancy and correct - Crème brûlée) occurs when you ejaculate in your partners mouth and they hold it without swallowing, then you throw pepper in their face until they sneeze and explode a spray of creme brulee all over you.
John blew in Alice's mouth then threw pepper in her face until Alice sneezed an awesome Creme Brulee all over John's happy waiting face.
by Bruleemaster2 April 7, 2010
Alecia usually orders the cheesecake but for some reason the thought of biting into a warm creme brugay and having man butter shoot down her thought seemed more applealing on a cold day.
by forge August 20, 2008
by Bigmunchers September 7, 2018
by J.P. Licks September 1, 2009