creme brulee

The act of taking a shit without wiping your ass and then letting it dry and harden on your cheeks before, later in the day, performing a subsequent shit that must break through the crusty layer to escape.

I was running late for work and didn't have time to wipe so I decided to creme brulee it instead.

by Beagle81 March 18, 2014

Portland Creme

(1) a popular doughnut at local Portland Oregon establishment Voodoo Doughnuts (2) ejaculating on a woman's face and then recycling it

After hitting the bars, I met this fine chick at Voodoo Doughnuts. I had to hurry up and give her a Portland Creme before the recycling men came to pick it up.

by Tee Dog October 22, 2008

creme egger

A person who kisses like your mouth is the inside of the popular easter egg.

"So, how was Bob at kissing?"
"He was a RIGHT Creme Egger!!"

by emily laura May 7, 2005

Creme Brulee

A Creme Brulee (or for the fancy and correct - Crème brûlée) occurs when you ejaculate in your partners mouth and they hold it without swallowing, then you throw pepper in their face until they sneeze and explode a spray of creme brulee all over you.

John blew in Alice's mouth then threw pepper in her face until Alice sneezed an awesome Creme Brulee all over John's happy waiting face.

by Bruleemaster2 April 7, 2010

Peppermint Cremes

Ones (typically a female's) bewbs

I did it all for the taste of her peppermint cremes.

by Bigmunchers September 7, 2018

creme brugay

A creme brulee dish served on the west coast that is covered with man butter.

Alecia usually orders the cheesecake but for some reason the thought of biting into a warm creme brugay and having man butter shoot down her thought seemed more applealing on a cold day.

by forge October 12, 2008

Creme Brulee

Jizzing on a girl's face and then using a blowtorch to caramelize it.

Man: My girl gave me some nice creme brulee last night. Burnt her face up real good.

by J.P. Licks September 2, 2009