A green quadruped from the game
Minecraft that is oddly shaped like male genitalia. These aggressive mobs, before exploding their victims into oblivion, hiss. The hiss is the only warning the
player has of the creeper's presence, as creepers don't make sounds when they walk. The
player then has approximately 1.5 seconds to vacate the range of the creeper before it has a chance to explode. When killed creepers drop sulfur (aka gunpowder).
Player
1: Hey look I found some
gold!
Player 2: Watch out! There's a creeper!
Creeper: That's some nice
gold you have there... ssssssssss