by Zo, Joose, and Jeff November 21, 2005
i was so brock after i got a fix that i couldnt feed my kids so i bought crack head soup with my food stamps
by e_mcspirit December 23, 2008
by stelli January 04, 2007
quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.
Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
by crocodileyeast July 29, 2010
To be laughing hard. A cross between cracking up and laughing my head off. Cracking my head off.
CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!
CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!
by coopernapkin April 17, 2010
by Crack head hunter August 31, 2019
My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me know “dinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.
by Shegruwell December 20, 2018