Laying a cable

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"

Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off

by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009

kat's cradle

A blowjob technique where halfway down the shaft, you clamp down using your teeth through your lips, grip, and slide that circle of skin up and down (similar to a grip-and-tug handjob vs a sliding-all-the-way-up-and-down handjob)

I was about to tap her on the head to call it quits, but then she performed Kat's Cradle, and I immediately blew my load.

by WolfMan90 April 2, 2015

Cradle Snacking

Variant on the common term ‘cradle snatching’ for someone who is sweet on a much younger honey. If you are not in it for the long haul but simply want to sample the youth for a short while, you are ‘cradle snacking’.

Don't worry, I'm only cradle snacking

by bonesofthewhitegoods July 7, 2010

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005

cradle robber

A person who taps people significantly younger than he/she is. If X is the older person's age then they are a cradle robber if they date a person who is less than half of their age plus 7 years. But for this function to work, X must be greater than or equal to 18. (Y = .5X + 7 X:18,infinity))

Teddy: Is Albert with Evelyn?

Mike: Mos Def

Teddy: What a cradle robber.

Mike: Word

by mike xie February 10, 2007

Cradle

To have held someone in your arms gently. (Past tense)

"We had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms!"

by AnonymousKlance June 27, 2018

cradle the balls

what that bitch should remember to do.

When giving head, soft fingertips grazing the scrotum.

Caressing the ballsack, asking for the cum explosion, reassuring she wants it in her mouth, gently coaxing the orgasm.

I was preoccupied but when she went deep throat and cradle the balls, I couldn't help but to bust a fat nut.

by thescifiGOD April 20, 2009