cobwebbed cranium

Someone who hasn't used their brain in a long time, stupid.

A: I'm smarter than you
B: Nah, you have a cobwebbed cranium

by who_took_torpedo August 16, 2024

cock cranium

A term used to call someone an idiot or retard but in a more civilized manner. also known as the end of a penis ,"bell end" or dickhead

Don't be a cock cranium to the waiter. He's acting like a real cock cranium today.

Don't be a cock cranium, help your friend.

He acted like a cock cranium during the meeting.

by GorgeousFreeman June 30, 2025

Baffles my cranium

To have your mind blown , or to be in a state of shock because you can’t believe what just happened causing you to be unable to comprehend what has just happened

Man: “Dude you heard about how sally slept with her bestfriends boyfriend?”
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium

by Abbjuiceee February 20, 2019

Cranimon

A fusion consisting of cranberry, lime and lemon juices. This non-alcoholic drink is usually served on crushed ice with cane sugar as a sweetener. The flavor has been said to confer its wonderful benefits on all who drink it: good health, great longevity, inner tranquility and incisive intellectual clarity. Frequently, this beverage is served in the bed of a pickup truck while watching a drive-in movie.

“Hop in the bed and I’ll make you some cold Cranimon that you’ve been craving.”

“Hey Krumpsley, squeeze me some Cranimon.”

by Alan Tate May 1, 2006

craniul

consensual gay sex, involving small dogs and possibly rodents, usually practiced in Mexico or outside the USA. evidence of craniul sex has been found in numerous autopsies and was originally believed to be a form of torture. eventually the large amounts of both animal and human semen found in the stomachs and rectums of the deceased led to the uncovering of this form of beastiality.

he actually got blisters rubbing the squirrels gonads for tonights craniul.

by johnnyrampage August 17, 2010

Richard Crainium

In The Meanin Of "Dick Head" Richard For Dick And Crainium For Head.

That Guy Was a Richard Crainium

by tex115 March 24, 2010

craniumfuck

A fancier way of saying mindfuck, for those of us who need a little class in their lives.

I do say old chap, that ball was quite the craniumfuck.

by megmo January 22, 2009