Simon Cowell anti-christ

Simon Cowell, the most evil person in the world is actually the anti-christ.

Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.

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Simon Cowell anti-christ

by Daneoid81 March 4, 2011

Cowellitis

Some one who likes Simon Cowell to a creepy degree

Did you hear about Sarah she came down with a bad case of cowellitis

by Mr meatball September 13, 2023

carter cowell

Peter griffins dad in law, wears motorbike sarfety gear to school with his chad hanging out the exhaust

''Look its Carter Cowell revving his engine to get a bbc''

by speshburns February 19, 2025

Simon Cowell

Ugly fucking cunt I hate more than myself

PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-

by CLEOELI December 6, 2021

Cowels

Cancer of the Bowel, also known as "the Cowels"

He's got a touch of the cowels!

by Mr. O'Leprosy March 14, 2011

simon cowell

booooo

"simon cowell? boooooo!"

by anonymous August 27, 2023

Simon Cowell

The twat.
I really hate Simon Cowell.

Dude, I fucking hate Simon Cowell.

by SoullessEther May 7, 2025