Corking

When you have to shit so bad but its not the right time so you have to clench your butt tight like its a cork in a wine bottle.

man i have to shit so bad i'm corking right now.

by BellyRing July 3, 2016

corking

When you wear a personal flotation device (PFD aka life vest) because you have been consuming alcoholic beverages and want to float in a body of water without drowning.

I really miss corking on the Russian River!

by misstakenfor December 2, 2019

ball coining

It's like, when you get a bunch of pennies, right, and you like, put 'em in your mouth and you get that nasty penny taste in your mouth... Wait, hold on, don't put this... put this... Nevermind, I'm just gonna keep going, I'm kinda high. And have your partner stand up and put your mouth on his balls, with the pennies in your mouth. You gotta keep trying to shoot pennies out of your mouth and try to get them on the top of the shaft with the balls in your mouth.

"If you're quite done ball coining me, all the pennies on my shaft are weighing me down. Bitch?"

by That guy's face August 31, 2006

Cottage coring

The sexual act of inserting cottage cheese into ones anus, therefore they have a “cottage core”

I tried cottage coring, not sure if I liked it too much though.

by TXL May 18, 2022

Coning

The act of being in a car with friends, seeing orange street cones lined up on the side of the road, and, while driving past the cones, the friends lean out the window and grab as many cones as they can and bringing them into the car, while the car is still moving. NOW you have orange street cones.

*Chris is driving her friends to the nearest Wendy’s*
Chris: Hey, guys! Look!
*They look and see street cones ahead to the right of the car*
Alex: You all know what that means *he gave a pat to Lena in the passenger seat in front of him*
Dennis: Let’s not do that?

Chris: Don’t be a wuss.My car,my rules. Let’s do it
Dennis: It’s the law’s rules
Lena: Challenge accepted. Roll the windows down!*they rolled their windows down*
Dennis: I won’t be part of this
Alex: Good thing you’re on the left side so you don’t have to.

Chris: Everyone, except Dennis, get ready!
*Lena and Alex lean slightly out the window*
Dennis: Idiots *he sighs*
*They approach the cones. Lena quickly grabs the first 2 cones and Alex grabs one cone and misses the other. Chris drives and they cheer and pull the cones inside.Dennis thinks of reasons why he needs new friends. Alex puts his hand on his shoulder*
Alex: My cone’s name is“Dennis”just for you since you try to caution us. We appreciate that but we enjoy stupid fun
*Dennis smiles. He knows what Alex said was true. They arrive and meet their friends*

Sophia: Where were you guys?
Vinny: Look at Chris’ crazy smile.

*Chris, Alex, and Lena laughed together*
Sophia: Chris, what’d you guys do? When people hang with you, they end up doing something fairly dumb.

Chris: It’s an effect I have on people I guess. *she smiled innocently*
Alex: We went coning and kept the cones. *Alex popped up from behind Chris, also smiling*
Lena: Now let’s eat!

by Gold.Emblemsourgummyworms March 16, 2019

Coning

A new sensation most likely started by Youtube. It involves the act of ordering an ice cream cone and grabbing it at the top (where the ice cream is) when the person hands it to you after purchase. It usually gets a good reaction from the employee.

Stefan: Did you see that video of that guy coning?

Jake: Yeah it was hilarious. We should try it at McDonalds.

by Snooooooooooooooooooooooooooop June 27, 2011

Cooning it up

To act like a stereotypical African American while in public. To perpetuate a racial stereotype. To drive cars, wear clothes, eat foods, and act like a stereotypical minority.

Pacman Jones was really cooning it up for his first three years in the NFL.

by Philthy McNasty 85 October 22, 2008