contour

A brownish marijuana with trunk stems that is sticky that promotes a very psychedelic/energetic buzz. Common side affects are floating couch trips, bratwursts with peppers, trips to the Buddhist temple, and at times can cause a cerebal high that entails scientific proofs.

I don't want to walk downstairs. Let's smoke some contour and float down there on the couch.

by Cliff The Big Red Dogg September 12, 2006

convoke

To summon to meet. The morpheme of convokation.

He was convoked by his friends to the rendezvous place.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Contour pouch

Another name for tight mens' underwear.

FEMALE: Wow, someone's exited.

MALE: Yeah thanks. It's my new contour pouch. Like what ya see?

by Sidchan July 10, 2010

Contour

A makeup step to supposedly “chisel” some of your features like jaw bone cheek bone etc. But some makeup asshole decided to make it so freaking complicated that now my face looks like I haven’t eaten in weeks is that the look we were going for is anorexic cause I’m honestly not for it

Hey makeup up people teach me to contour so I don’t look dead

by Firnando June 5, 2018

Mongolian contortionists

People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.

I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.

by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009

contouring

A girl that doesn't know when to stop with the makeup

I'm contouring my face with this overly expensive brush

by Drinky233 August 26, 2017

penis contortion

The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.

i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail

the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.

Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!

Dude 2: what?

Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist

by syrecia February 10, 2008