The one dude at every school who is always a cool dude. Likes animals and knows a foreign language. Always Gaelic or Slavic decent. Has nice hair and likes some metal music. Yells Suka Blyat in public a lot. Girls respect him but aren't usually interested.
He is usually either worrying about either homework,band,or baseball.
He is usually either worrying about either homework,band,or baseball.
by Metalliffle May 10, 2019
Conner is someone you definitely want to keep in your life at first you'll have a crush on all of his friends but once you date them you'll realize that the true person you want is Conner and you will fall in love with him he's smart and athletic and has a very interesting life he has some rough patches that show on the outside and once you hear his story you'll want him forever and you should keep him forever he is someone you need to keep him for forever
by The unknown bitch January 26, 2018
A sex-hungry maniac who's ego is orders of magnitude larger than his dick. Most likely a future sex offender.
by Bingbongdingdong August 23, 2017
by Fat peen in ass December 17, 2018
Conner is honestly the most amazing guy i have ever met. he his tall and big built and although he will say he is fat, he his perfect just the way he his. He makes the perfect teddy bear ever<3 He enjoys facial peircings. He has snakebites and a tounge ring, and even though i am not to fond of it, he has a nose ring too. Conner has the most fantastic eyes i have ever seen. Not only because of the color, which are brown and green and he claims they look like mud but they are beautiful, but also because i feel like he can see into my emotions. I know he understands me and that he loves me everytime i stare into his eyes. Conner is the sweetest guy you could ever come across. He is all over caring and loving. But if you get on his bad side its real hard to get back to his sweet side. I am lucky to have my conner and i wouldnt trade him for the world. I love you Conner Haitsma. and nothing could ever change that. He his amazing, sexy, sweet, loving, cute, and everything a girl could ask for in a boyfriend.<3
by KittyCat<3 August 14, 2011
A technique that involves a player in the game franchise Smash Bros. to stand aimlessly in a space where there is little or no activity, while other players battle in a differnt area of the stage. Often this technique os followed up with either long range attacks, collecting items for "cheap" purposes, or waiting for a smash ball to appear to be used (preferablly by Pitt).
1.- Dude you pulled a great conner just then. The way you don't fight and win is amazing.
2.- Aw the conor didn't work. lost. I forgot the connor stance only works 70% of the time.
3.- Conner to the max.
4.- The only thing comparable to pulling a conner are bitch tactics.
5. Connerism is a martial art. It is the equivalent of Tai Chi in Smash.
6. Conner is a genius. Connerism is the greatest discovery in videogames since Samus Arans sexual revelation.
7.- Conner Murphy is the greatest black American sine Fredrick Douglas.
2.- Aw the conor didn't work. lost. I forgot the connor stance only works 70% of the time.
3.- Conner to the max.
4.- The only thing comparable to pulling a conner are bitch tactics.
5. Connerism is a martial art. It is the equivalent of Tai Chi in Smash.
6. Conner is a genius. Connerism is the greatest discovery in videogames since Samus Arans sexual revelation.
7.- Conner Murphy is the greatest black American sine Fredrick Douglas.
by The Greek (AU) October 09, 2008