communion

Basically when you take classes for 2 years about God and whatever then you go to church to eat Jesus' body

dude: For my first communion I barley got anything and it wasn't even during a pandemic yet my dumbass sister gets a party during a pandemic for hers

dude 2: damn

by im u fucking sadist17 February 27, 2021

unholy communion

the act of drinking urine directly from a man's penis.

My bladder was so full, but s/he swallowed every drop of my unholy communion

by Beast46807 December 15, 2024

Holey Communion

Holey Communion - the practice of sharing each other's holes to bring each other closer together

I bumped into the vicar's wife the other day at the supermarket and she said that her husband was away and that would I like to pop round for a coffee and some Holey Communion

by Ziderman March 14, 2025

Communion bread

Commonly used by spanish speakers that speak English, it is referred to as the literal translation of "¡hostia!" (keep in mind that it is referring to the expression for suprise and not the host itself). You can use it in basically almost situation where you want to express suprise, admiration or anger. You can also put the word uncle in to give it more of a spanish authenticity.

1. Communion bread!!!! Carlos!! I haven't seen you in so long.
2. Communion bread bitch uncle!!! I been stuck on this one question for an hour and I still can't solve it, I SHIT ON EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!!!
3. Communion bread!!! Ana got the highest grade in the exam, my móm!!! she's amazing, is just that I'm flipping uncle.
4. communion bread, did you not understand anything?

by Reaper_kingXZ April 5, 2024