In a bar...
girl : wink! wink!
dude1 : dude! did you see that?!
dude2: damn! thats my coital clearance bro!
girl : wink! wink!
dude1 : dude! did you see that?!
dude2: damn! thats my coital clearance bro!
by etomack`girl July 27, 2010
Noun: the consumption of a Cadbury’s Wispa bar immediately after sex; an alternative to the post-coital cigarette.
by Fabadel October 23, 2018
The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.
Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
by pickled rick September 25, 2017
by Virgil Heinz November 11, 2019
A state of euphoric.bliss following sex in which one partner showers the other with annoying compliments after completion of a sexual encounter.
After Charlotte rode Graham like a wild Shackelford pony, he was overwhelmed with post coital kindness rendering his partner helpless.
by Rod Ba July 31, 2017