Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Cockpit Press is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Cockpit Press! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 04, 2018
Is a flight attendant that always works the position closest to cockpit. They are at the pilots beckon call and answers any and all requests that they have at the drop of a dime.
by Gert Barr April 06, 2021
Guy 1: did you know that this dumbass had a cockpit
Guy 2 : Cock
Bitchboy 1 : what do u call urban dictionary editors
Editor: Cockpits because we are trash at picking words
Guy 2 : Cock
Bitchboy 1 : what do u call urban dictionary editors
Editor: Cockpits because we are trash at picking words
v. to insert an erect penis into the armpit of another for sexual pleasure, possibly in the case of more conventional sexual practices being unavailable.
by anonymousbastard October 03, 2014
When a woman allows a certain of number of penises into her Vagina, normally 3 or more, her vagina is then nicknamed a cockpit for being a hole where numerous penises go. In short, a cockpit, is a slut's vagina.
Damn, that whore had a loose cockpit. If only she had some self control and didn't have to screw every man she calls a boyfriend.
by big pimpin111 March 17, 2014
Someone who is not right wing or left wing. so in the space between the two wings, therefore-cockpit .
Guy 1: Mate your a good friend but you are cockpit.
Guy 2: oh yeh, well your half cast!
But I love you.
Guy 2: oh yeh, well your half cast!
But I love you.
by Max a May 02, 2014
A compartment for the pilot, the co-pilot, and sometimes also the crew, in an aircraft or spacecraft.
by the random. November 23, 2021