Skip to main content

Cock Sucker's Cramp 

When you yawn and you get a painful cramp in your jaw/neck area. Sometimes it's so bad that you cannot close your mouth for a bit. It's called cocksucker's cramp because of the expression one does after yawning when he/she realizes she got a cramp it that area.
Chad : Matt yawned and his mouth stayed open for like 2 minutes.

Dan : LOL, Cock Sucker's cramp!
Cock Sucker's Cramp by Groscave December 7, 2012

cock sucker hat

cock sucker hat by Awzum December 25, 2022

Cock sucker 9000 

Some name you call someone as an insult idfk
Jim: hey look! It's cock sucker 9000!
Davis: haha, very funny Jim

cock sucker thunder cunt 

a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants

- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.

Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.

Bobby went to lick her piss.

Cock Sucker Guard 

The cock sucker guard is a different name for the philly shell to prevent people from using it in mma due to its lack of offense available.
“How did Sean Strickland become champion using the cock sucker guard”

Cock Sucker 9000 

When you’re sucking a penis and right when they are about to cum you chomp your teeth straight through. You do this when you’re in danger
I was scared so I had to give him the cock sucker 9000
Cock Sucker 9000 by Maldosa June 9, 2025