Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.
Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.
by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022
Get the Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute mug.Herb didn't know why his thoughts dwelled on Chad. It was only after much thought that Herb realized that he was in love. It was crystal queer.
by backotruck January 10, 2013
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by Crystal_clear February 3, 2010
Get the Crystal clear mug.An uncommon greek name for girls meaning "most beautiful", the name is uncommon because it is only given to girls who are absolutley the most beautiful!
You'll most likely only meet one girl named Calysta in your whole life so cherish the moment you do.
You'll most likely only meet one girl named Calysta in your whole life so cherish the moment you do.
"That girl must be really beautiful!"
"What makes you say that?"
"Well, her name is Calysta! And well... just look at her!"
"What makes you say that?"
"Well, her name is Calysta! And well... just look at her!"
by Dimitri L April 27, 2008
Get the calysta mug.1. A variable sized syringe used to pump substances into and out of the anus. May include coffee, tobacco smoke, strawberry paste, febreze, etc.
2. A derogatory term usable as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.
2. A derogatory term usable as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.
Ryan, clyster in hand, looked around the room for opportunities.
Shit, look at the size of that thing, we could clyster a bear with it!
Stop being such a clyster, you douche fountain
Shit, look at the size of that thing, we could clyster a bear with it!
Stop being such a clyster, you douche fountain
by TheBSharps September 24, 2007
Get the clyster mug.A crystal girl is a girl who carries around crystals everywhere she goes, she usually wears dramatic eyeliner and has dyed hair. Most crystal girls are also very spiritual and often try to make their non spiritual friends buy crystals. They are also very energetic and bring positive energy into your life.
The Crystal Girl: OMG hey Emma I just bought a NEW ROSE QUARTZ!! you should TOTALLY TRY IT YAAYAYYA, LOOK i just made my crush fall in love with me by manifesting him!!!!!!!!
Emma: ok
Emma: ok
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Get the Crystal Girl mug.See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.
Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.
by zorcher June 13, 2009
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