shit clots

What the fuck are you thinking you fucking shit clots in your head
by henryyyy July 11, 2008
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Register Clot

A person who continues shopping even though they have reached the cash register. They order cigarette cartons that are located in distant locked cabinets, paruse the lottery gaming options available to them, or wait for loved ones who are still retrieving that one can of refried beans that they forgot to pick up during their normal shopping rounds.
(husband & wife on cell phone)
Her: "Honey, are you on your way back from the market yet?"
Him: "I should be, but some damned Register Clot is still deciding if they should buy the chunky or the creamy peanut butter".
by Russell H April 25, 2007
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Barbie Clot

go outside and find some examples man, damn!! they are everywhere! you might know some. barbie clot
by dontkno dontkno March 28, 2011
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Penis clot

When there is a blood clot in your penis
Andrew: my dog died of a penis clot
Connor: it is what it is
by Connor cannoli November 28, 2017
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Snot clot

When you can feel the hugest booger ever sitting in one of nostrils but you are in public and can't do anything about it.
Dammit, I've got the biggest snot clot right now, but I can't get at it till I get home.
by Trisha's da bomb May 05, 2015
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dropping clots

Having a period; menstruating. Referring to clots of blood exiting the body during a woman's time of the month.
Jane's been so cranky lately. She must be dropping clots!
by Rosenrot84 January 30, 2015
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lotion clot

The semi hardened bit of lotion that clogs up the opening of the tube or pump. For example "I haven't used this lotion in a while. I gotta get rid of this nasty lotion clot first."
This pump has a lotion clot. Can you hand me a tissue, please?
by mittybunny November 17, 2014
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