A haunted Cemetery in Springfield Nebraska. Haunted by William Liddiard also known as Rattlesnake Pete, and a lady named Mary Mumford. People claim to see headstones tipp over and raise back up. Sometimes if you piss the spirits off they will mess with the mirrors on your car turning them all down. Unexplained bruises can be found on your body after your visit. Be careful if you go out there because the groundskeeper isn't afraid to call a state trooper on you if he hears you. He isn't afraid to chase you out with a shotgun either.
by DjR3D July 8, 2010
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by Enough A'ight April 4, 2013
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Disrespectful little shits also racist asf. They are all so hot tho. They fuck with homeless people and anyone they see. The best and funniest guys ever. Have the biggest egos and call everyone a fag but themselves. Also smoke hella weed. But living the life with there homies. Beat the shit outta anyone when there is a minor convenience.
by billybobby168 February 8, 2021
Get the san clemente boys mug.A person who works in, owns or operates a cemetery or memorial park. Not the same as a sexton who was considered the "caretaker".
Forest Lawn was founded in 1906 as a not-for-profit cemetery by a group of businessmen from San Francisco. Dr. Hubert Eaton and C. B. Sims, cemeterians, entered into a sales contract with the cemetery in 1912. Eaton took over the management of the cemetery in 1917 and is credited as being the "Founder" of Forest Lawn for his innovations of establishing the "memorial park plan" (eliminating upright grave markers) and being the first to open a funeral home on dedicated cemetery grounds.
by Vinny 2052 October 2, 2011
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