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Iowa Meat Cleaver

Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.
"Hey, how was last night?"
"Oh, it was great. I got to give my girlfriend an Iowa Meat Cleaver."
by Legener July 18, 2017
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Cleaver The Beaver

1. To penetrate a virgin's vagina.

2. To have sex with an uptight girl.
1. "I can't believe it I got to cleaver the beaver and she was 22." "WOW!"

2. "Last night I had sex with Her she was so Cleaver, I had to write an essay so that I could cleaver the beaver with her."
by Jimmy Schmidts August 19, 2008
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Boston Steam Cleaver

Similar to the Bostom Steamer with a slight twist. After the saran-wrap is applied to the face of the person, you then proceed with an upercut to the anus.
The girl received a "Boston Steam Cleaver at the Fraternity Party this weekend. Her face smelled like shit and she walked funny for a week.
by Jerry Jabs Anus October 8, 2009
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Hawaiian Meat Cleaver

When a female takes a shit on top of a man's penis, and the waits 5 mins so that it sticks on, then the female lies on her back and the man gets on his knee's on top of her and whips his dick in a circular motion so that the shit goes all over her. Then licks it off.
Dude I finally did the Hawaiian Meat Cleaver last night!!!
by DeeeeeeZ Nuts May 14, 2015
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Meat Cleaver Fuck

Find a some bitch with two working (or non working) legs. PLEASE NO AMPUTI BITCHES. Go to your nearest cattle rendering plant, and ask the head butcher what for his biggest Meat Cleaver (you'll need this for the two legged bitch you've found). Take the meat cleaver and cut off one of the bitches legs (don't worry about her running to the police... usually this won't happen, because you'll be able to stop that hopping bitch right in her track). Then lay her down and insert your penis in her gaping wound. The penis does not need to be erect... the heat from her injured wound will active your cock. Stick your hard cock in her wound and out her pussy hole. This makes her horny... you will hear lots of moaning and screaming. Continue inserting your penis in and out of her until you are finished. When you are done... chances are she will be too. She will be very tired let her contine to sleep it off.
Come hear BITCH let me meat cleaver fuck you.
by Dr. Chris R. March 26, 2005
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whatever's cleaver

"I don't care where we go, hey whatever's cleaver"
by Boris Wong May 23, 2008
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The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.
Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!
by Goldilox May 30, 2006
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