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chris

A shy person, but nice to talk with once you get to know him. He talks about motorsports a lot, also a gamer
Chris is a great friend :)
by racingflxmes October 25, 2020
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chris

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chris

a boy with a man vagina he wants men's cocks and also has sex with Asian girls. he like spaghetti and is really dumb.
slinky, Chris is a gay boy
by shrekisababe October 28, 2014
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chris

A stoner. Chris likes to laugh and joke a lot, but inside he is indeed a troubled soul. He has Mommy and Daddy issues. He loves his pot more than he loves girls. Also, a big dork, but very popular. His hair is usually like a very shaggy dog. Loves rap music and acts "gangsta", but is very much an upper-middle class blonde white boy.
Example 1:
"Oh you're a stoner?"

"Yeah"
"What a "Chris!""

Example 2:
"I used to date a Chris once, I'll never forget that skunk smell that always followed him around."
by marksailingyourvag June 10, 2013
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chris

the biggest dick in the world. He often tries to blame others for his problems, and complain about his weight. A very emotional boy who tends to act like a chick, and has a tendency to cry during moving moments, or even unmoving moments. Sometimes opens his mouth to stick out his tounge in a very disturbing and unattractive fashion.
Oh my god becky he was on the phone with me crying for like eight hours when i broke up with him, he was acting like such a chris.
by saramarshell August 16, 2010
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chris

chunky gamer
likes puns
gameeeer
thiccy
chris is a big thicc punny man
by Brado905 May 25, 2020
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chris

all girls reject chris because hes a tall prick with a tiny dick
oh look chris is gay
by hhjjjkkkk October 23, 2018
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