Maria The Chosen One

She's the best and most gorgeous friend you can have. She'll be there for you when you need help with a friend or when you are confused as fuck. You laugh at her with the nickname "Mariele" but it's all friendly. You wouldn't be able to live without her. Have a Maria aka TCO in your life.

Boy: your friend is a TCO (Maria The Chosen One)! You have the best friend ever!

by Joacuch October 2, 2019

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The Chosen One Prophecy

A Chosen One shall come, born of no father, and through him will ultimate balance in the Force be restored

YOU WE'RE THE CHOSEN ONE ANAKIN (from the chosen one prophecy)

by TheOsprey_ September 10, 2021

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The Chosen

See how this idiot can take something I said years ago butcher it, pretend it doesn't apply to himself, and get his sycophantic guest to arf and clap to a point that he is manually making banal.

Hym "When I was talking about the chosen. I was refering to mating selection and that's what Joe tries to tie in there. And it's funny because one of the guys I used to play DnD with laugh at the fact that I "trolled" Joe and named his character after that rant specifically. What an absolute hack. Failed comedian and actor who rode the coattails of the UFC to success then monetized and monopolized the social network that he literally fell into face first. Absolute fucking bum and a hypocrite."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

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Chosen

a girlfriend stealing ho. An egotistical asshole. He thinks he's the shit, when in reality he's not it. His claim to fame is his mediocre outfits and hot girlfriend. But he doesn't even know how to treat her right.

Chosen's and Ass.

by barfgirlxo69 September 21, 2022

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