Diva Chimp

1. A person whose long-reinforced sense of entitlement overwhelms and disables their ability to understand and/or adhere to reasonable social norms

2. A person who kills the fun.

Alternate definition and origin:
A chimpanzee raised in wealth and comfort and trained in the entertainment industry who is now retired and is unable to adapt to a chimpanzee's natural habitat in favor of a pampered human-like existence.

Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: I can make you an omelet.
Person 1: You must assure me that they are farm fresh, locally raised cage-free organic eggs, and be sure to separate the whites from the yolk.
Person 2: Stop being such a diva chimp.

by dcp2010 June 6, 2010

chimp out

When an individual or a group of individuals of African descent throw(s) a tantrum.

"Did you see those clowns chimp out after George Floyd sodomized himself to death with all that fentanyl?"

by KiggerNike June 14, 2023

Championshitfaced

A new name for a beerpong competition where everyone gets shitfaced. Championshit + Shitfaced; Championshitfaced

stoner #1: DUDE are you going to that party?
Stoner #2: yeah f-sho, i love a good beerpong championshitfaced
stoner #1: hellz yeah

by Naymark the Great May 19, 2010

Chimpabwe

A colony of apes in southern africa. Due to extended contact with humans they had been known to mimic human behaviour such as farming and trade. However, an exodus of humans has led the apes to chimp out and return to their natural states of coprophilia and bumrape

Have you seen how those apes are living in chimpabwe?

Yeah what a bunch of stupid monkeys!

by Cecil Rhodes January 22, 2009

We Are The Champions

A Song by Queen. Everybody knows this song, and it owns. First released in 1977 in "News of the World," It soon became a radio favorite, and a rock classic. It is played often at sporting events and is one of the world's most recognizable songs, after We Will Rock You (also by Queen, see how much Queen Owns?)

I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand
Kicked in my face
But I've come through

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the World

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before
The whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the World

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions

by Rampant Teamkiller July 6, 2004

We Chimp Pimpin

This saying is said when you are really bored in 6th hour and want to do some stupid shit. This also states that you are retarded.

Me: Are We Chimp Pimpin?
Friend: Yeah we're chimp pimpin!

by Your mom is gay, fr March 5, 2020

Random chimp event

the event in which apes rise up against humanity

are you prepared for the random chimp event

by The-youtube-master September 5, 2020