chem enger

A complete retard/goon. Usually put through immense amounts of stress through life, and often develop a nervous limp, balding, and general spazness over the years.

look at that clown, he must be a chem enger

by goonio May 8, 2005

Chem- Unit

loss of chemistry book- $45
scientific calculator cuz you cant use a graphic- $11
m&ms for class lab- $2
passing chemistry never to see mrs. sternizke again

PRICELESS

Woot Woot

by shannon May 27, 2004

Chem- Unit

a group of white ass kids in 6th period Chemistry at Plano East.. teacher Mrs. Sternizke (bia bia) yeah anyways.. they are the whitest baclk people you will know.. MY SALSA

Beqwisha, Shannacris, Laambizzledizzlewootwoot, Nitrious J.I.G (jiggy, Jeminem, Jurphy Lee, J Diddy) and K.C (KINKY CARL)

by shannon May 3, 2004

sorry, I'm doing chem homework

An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.

by doturiswithhearts January 23, 2017

Chem eng

Gimpy wanna be engineers who are not quite interesting enough to do engineering.

Nick Wells, Bernie Klein

by Bernie Klein May 23, 2004

Chem-Enge

The build up of white cheesy residue beneath the foreskin, usually a result of long periods of excessive masturbation paired with inadequate washing.

Chris: so did ya get into that lass the other night bru?
Joe: nahh bru, though I had it in the bag after I flashed the pythons but as soon as she got a wiff of the Chem-Enge she was out the door

by Saucy Sue 69 January 24, 2017

Chem

A cutesy derogatory term which basically anything.

*Richard gets a kill on Brian in a video game*
Richard: Sorry chem, it was either you or me!
Brian: What the fuck does that mean?

by Jamaica78 June 11, 2020