Cheesus

A holly horny person that has a lot of knowledge about mozarella and meme refrerences

Students at the hospital :
-after penetrating the tube, the liquid comes out
- that was she said EEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeeeeeEEEEEE

-Deamn ismail najimi, u r such a cheesus

by oXXilya December 25, 2018

Louise Cheesus

She will be the cheesy version of jesus and make everyone praise her or death will be imminent she is also an eshay and very fruity

Nelly: Have you worshipped out one and only fruity god?
Ben: no I have not worshipped Louise Cheesus however I appreciate her cheesy ness

by Yeeting goats again August 10, 2021

Cheesus

A portmanteau of the terms "mom cheese" and "Jesus", i.e. a mother who always supports her kids, despite the fact that they may be fukin bastards.

I was locked up last week, but Cheesus came to my rescue yet again.

by livefreediedirty May 4, 2021

cheesus

the 5th form of a ssj. so ridiculous they decided to involve cheese with the name

some ssj4 guy: well now im gonna go cheesus!
evil dude: what?
some ssj4 guy: ahhhhurrrrahhhhurrahhhh!!!!fuck!!
evil dude: im gonna go make a sandwich..

by goldenboy213243224545233 July 22, 2009

Cheesus Day

A day which takes place on October 14th called Cheesus Day to commemorate Cheesus

“Did you know it’s cheesus day today?”

Damn bro let’s celebrate

by kiraqueendaisanobakudan October 14, 2021

Baby Cheesus

Those small cheese wheels that are always wrapped in red plastic. When one is talking nativitorily it is common to mishear, and bring baby cheesus rather than the more appropriate baby Jesus.

"Hey man the nativity is starting do you have the baby Jesus?"
"Why of course." *pulls out packet of Baby Cheesus*
"What the heck is that?"
*confusion* "The baby cheesus you asked for"
*facepalm* "I said BABY JESUS"

by The Range July 19, 2022

Cheesus

Cheesus is a all omnipotent omniscient and omnibeneverlent being of pure cheese who answers all you cheese prayers

Are you worried about cheese no I talked to cheesus

by Alistair_or_not February 14, 2022