certaminator

A competitor in the quiz game certamen.

Salvēte Certaminatorēs! It’s only one week until the NJCL convention! Y’all ready?

by certaminator August 21, 2025

Ceramickz

To be absolutely cracked at the Roblox game Arsenal.

Me: "Dude, you're ceramickz right now"
Tommy: "Haha yeah I know"

by feificat October 2, 2025

hydro-ceramic engineer

A highly skilled professional whose job is to remove edible matter from circular ceramic structures using the science of water pressure.

I just landed a job at Shennanigans as a hydro-ceramic engineer!

by MrFoxx March 29, 2023

shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range

Defecating; taking a shit on the toilet.

It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!

by pentozali August 28, 2010

fierce as ceramics

Expression used to describe something more dangerous than a shark . Gained popularity after the realization that - unlike a ceramic bowl - a shark can't be used to kill (more specifically squish ) a bug .

When Ted refused to pay the hooker she became fierce as ceramics.

by michellenya October 4, 2011

A Joe Madigan Ceramic

If you are lucky enough to own a Joe Madigan ceramic, you are possibly one of the hardest individuals on the planet. Owning one of these babies means you're a massive baller, and every one of the opposite sex wants to get with you. Basically, you're the fucking man.

Did you hear that Ben bought A Joe Madigan Ceramic?
A pot or mug?
Mug
Damn, that boys got mad drip

by 2xl Big Boy Baller Swag December 7, 2019

King Double Ceramic Knives

King Double Ceramic Knives! Knives of the world! The go near ceramic knives, a never rust, color and changed. Healthy and environmental product. Then keep original taste and color of food. When cutting vegetables, fruit, or meat. This is a 7-inch black mirror blade ceramic knife, beautiful and sharp. Hold ceramic still, shaaa, and the surface advantages for mobbing kitchen brooms. Look! You can cut 500 pieces of paper with it completely just for once. Our eyes will be stimulated when we use stew knives to cut onion, even will be tearful. Look! I'm okay, even when I put an onion on my eye now. So, ceramic knives all some advantages while stew knives didn't hon. If you use a blunt knife to cut ginger, the ginger chips will not be very smooth. Whether is to cut ginger's chips or small slices very easy and flexible. For beef, only food or likely, you can get ever each out of thing beef son. Look, this is a wood. I use my ceramic knife just like to cut a potato. Look at the slices! It will be very convenient if you have a ceramic knife and home. Multi-functional and non-magnetic. Look, the pieces are so thin. Good too for business dinner vegetables carving. People always afraid that ceramic knives can not be fooled, but King Double Ceramic Knives will not be damaged so easy. Don't worry for your carelessness. A matter you fall out sideways or vertically it will be okay still nothing damaged. Dear friends, Ceramic Knives will make your life better. Enjoy your life. Thank you.

I could not enjoy my life until I got some King Double Ceramic Knives. Now my life is made better!

by wifiroutermoneromining December 4, 2022