Cerjam  

Obese 16 year old ELITNEZ HAX0R who only finds e-Dates and takes them extremely seriously. Then threatens to own them to oblivion when they burn his fat ass.

-Life revolves around his computer, or his website. Is scared to go to school because he will be mistaken for a pig, and chopped up and served for bologna. Comes from a long background of fat-asses.

-Hated worldwide.
-Disabled to his chair, which is glued to his ass.
-Has eaten every animal anyones ever bestowed on him.
-Obsession with the womens menstrual stage.

Cerjam wondered what facethejury would do if he put a picture on the site. Sadly, Cerjam tried it on his formal site, and got no more visitors. R.I.P. Cerjam.com

Cerjam by Darth Logik December 13, 2008

cerjam 

The leetest 14 year old hacker ever.

CerJam deleted my hard drive again; guess next time I won't mess with him.

cerjam by childzies March 8, 2005

Underwater Ceramic Technician 

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)

What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

Underwater Ceramic Technician by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010

Ceramic Dome 

Ceramic dome is very complex and expensive way to receive dome. Although the amount of work to achieve this feat may seem daunting, the reward is unmatched.
The first step is to find a Ceramic Wheel that is in good working condition. The Male then positions himself Back down onto the Ceramic wheel, with the Schlong perfectly Centered on the dead center of the wheel. The male then proceeds to spin around, with his rocket staying in the exact same place, due to exact centering. A woman Is then carefully lowered from above via an intricate series of pulleys and a Harness to keep her in place. She then proceeds to administer dome to the spinning male, while the Meat stick spins violently in the woman's mouth. Upon completion, you will become a well respected member of the community, and people will see you as the guy who successfully received ceramic dome.

Warning: Ceramic dome is for experts only, the act can be very dangerous and could result in personal injury if not executed properly.

Dude, they had to close down the Ceramics class room because some guy got Ceramic dome in there a few minutes ago.

Hey you see Mike over there, He got ceramic dome twice last year. Now he's a shoe-in to become the next mayor.

hey, Did you hear that Rich suffered a broken nose last week when trying to get ceramic dome? I guess he fell off the wheel, what a rookie.

Ceramic Dome by Domegetter4000 January 5, 2009

certamen 

Latin competition or quiz bowl.

Suzy had fun answering the hard certamen questions.

certamen by puellaestdorkus April 19, 2012

anti-ceramic 

Being discriminatory against people from Stoke-on-Trent.

Marc: "look at that bunch of chip-eaters."

Paul: "dude, don't be anti-ceramic"

anti-ceramic by Wildpig January 22, 2014

ceramics fragment 

"Ceramics fragment" is a "crackpot," a nutty person.

The ceramics fragments have been calling the talk radio program all afternoon.

ceramics fragment by Farfalla February 23, 2008