A Canadian margarita is a sexual act in which a freshly harvested lily flower is dabbed around the rim of someone's asshole, followed by a dollop of cottage cheese, which is topped off with hot sauce. Once everything is in place and the table is set, all the contents are slurped up by tongue, all the ingredients must be consumed. This is roughly equivalent to boofing hot sauce.
Did you hear that last night Sam and Mary got Canadian margaritas and then gave them to the guys too?
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Canadian: "hey can you do this for me, eh?"
later that day;
Canadian: "yo boss, I got it done just like you told me to.
Can I go home early and watch hockey, eh?"
Other employees: "that's what you call Canadian teamwork.
he is such an eh-hole"
later that day;
Canadian: "yo boss, I got it done just like you told me to.
Can I go home early and watch hockey, eh?"
Other employees: "that's what you call Canadian teamwork.
he is such an eh-hole"
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by CanadianTom January 4, 2019
Get the Canadian enema mug.1. Fucking a guy in an underground parking lot
2. Brushing a man's girlishly long hair in a very homo way
2. Brushing a man's girlishly long hair in a very homo way
I saw this guy Giving someone the Canadian in the parking lot and he was brushing his girlishly long hair while doing it!
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Get the Giving someone the Canadian mug.My roommate challenged me to a Canadian competition, he did my dishes so I cleaned his room and did his laundry. I win, for now.
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Get the Canadian competition mug.One person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person fucks them while apologizing profusely.
"Hey Bob what's the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?"
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."
"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."
"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."
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Get the Canadian Wedding Night mug.Politely leaving a party while fairly sober. Often enacted by asking if anyone needs anything. adjacent to an 'Irish Goodbye.'
I thought that chump was too drunk to drive but I realized he was fine what he did that Canadian Goodbye.
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