A Calista is usually a female who is skinny, tall and lightskin, they usually are aggressive and violent
If you meet a Calista be careful they will scar you
If you meet a Calista be careful they will scar you
by Xoxox13 January 20, 2022
by Jonnyk42 November 22, 2021
Calista likes to do things her own way. She dreams of life in the city. Doesn’t like doing homework and would rather stay home. Cali has many allergies. Calista is Emo but will never admit it.
by Jonnyk42 November 22, 2021
Calista is a personal stalker. She goes around campus and tracks me EVERYDAY. I can’t get away from her. She sees me around campus but I don’t see her. What a weirdo.
by averyyoop December 06, 2021
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A girl with a deformed finger. She may look like an average white girl but, little do you know, she is actually pacific islander. This girl is allergic to pineapples and is a huge pet lover, she especially loves small animals. Calista's are also really short! By short I mean 4'11. They may be short but they are extremely nice towards people who are nice to them but, do not piss her off. If you piss off a Calista, you won't be alive by tomorrow. If you ever meet a Calista, greet her with a nice hello and do not ask how she messed her finger up.
John: Hey Calista! So, how did you fuck your finger up?
Calista: Fuck off you fucking weisenheimer, who do you think you are, Mary Poppins?
John: Geez... sorry
Calista: Fuck off you fucking weisenheimer, who do you think you are, Mary Poppins?
John: Geez... sorry
by poo_poo_pee_pee_ January 14, 2020
Class A bitch with blonde hair. Usually green or blue eyes. Can have hobbies such as Horseback riding or motorsports.
Will irritate you and probably attempt to steal your boyfriend - succeeding 9/10 times.
She is a good friend but will hurt your feelings with the truth.
Will irritate you and probably attempt to steal your boyfriend - succeeding 9/10 times.
She is a good friend but will hurt your feelings with the truth.
by C4listaLawton March 03, 2022