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fist bump

when 2 or more people, friends, make a fist and bump each other
with their knuckles as a way of saying hello, what's up,
keep up the good work,

see bump me
by blthrskt October 27, 2009
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bumpy friendship

Referring to the constant amount of sex in your relationship.
Joe:"Yeah me and Emma have been having a really bumpy friendship lately"

Joe's Friend: "How often do you guys have sex?"
by monsieur mexican August 30, 2012
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Flame Bump

When a persons hand is covered in an inflammable liquid and then lit on fire. The thumb or forefinger is then inserted into ones own or another persons anus.
Yo, I was so blue-balled I had to flame bump myself!
by Bro-Copter August 20, 2014
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Bump 'n' Jump

When a drunk driver decides to drive down a street that has cars parked on both sides of it and use them as bumpers. Term was originally derived from the 1982 video game.
Some douche got drunk at the bar down the street and had a little Bump 'n' Jump action on my car... it's banged up!
by Path June 11, 2006
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jersey speed bump

a jersey speed bump is a pedestrian who is not paying attention J-walking while you are driving causing you not to notice them and eventually hitting them., It can also be used for someone taking too damn long to cross the street.
You're driving in your car with a buddy, all of a sudden you hear a loud noise and feel a huge bump., When your buddy asks "what the hell was that?", you can simply reply "Oh, just another Jersey Speed Bump."
by martian87 January 25, 2010
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Bump ‘n F**k

The pay-by -the-hour type motel where you don’t really wanna be caught dead and are also slightly terrified might have at least one contagious disease on any given surface...still, you find yourself frequenting this type of establishment when the urge you feel and itch you need to scratch to turn up and have a quickie must be scratched.
‘See you at the ‘bump ‘n f**k’ in an hour...don’t forget to bring cash and your ID!! ....And possibly some antibiotics!!!”
by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ August 2, 2019
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bumpy road boner

When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."
While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.
by crazy b February 11, 2005
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