Deadass built like a

It's basically making fun of a dumbass who just walked in like bro, NO BITCHES?

Ngl, you deadass built like a insert *fnf song.mp3*

by among us sussy hamburgr balls May 19, 2022

Built like an accident report

(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.

It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.

“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”

by Urban zai June 10, 2025

built like a proper

mainly used in Britain language
A phrase meaning to look or act like something in particular

"Built like a proper elephant"
This would mean you look or act (in this case look) fat, sort of like an elephant

by burger dino October 12, 2021

Built like a bitch

When you stand for nothing, fall for everything.. you’re built like a bitch, a motherfucking bitch.

You’re built like a bitch!

by Hahaha!! August 26, 2023

built like a waterpark

it usually means your gf is wet

guy: I have to listen to my gf all the time bcz she's built like a waterpark
other guy: dawg that's crazy , imagine

by tyler_thecreatorlover198 December 29, 2023

Built like a tuba

That you have large boobs

Wow, your built like a tuba!

by ShiestyGang July 31, 2022

Built like a Brick

Your rough around the edges, Simply not attractive.

Girl: Hey I really like your suit you have on.
Man: You're built like a Brick don't talk to me !

by Dongin Bongin July 7, 2022