A man or woman who appears to be well built and large but in reality are full of steroids and liquid mass.
by Lazlobane June 25, 2017

guy: I have to listen to my gf all the time bcz she's built like a waterpark
other guy: dawg that's crazy , imagine
other guy: dawg that's crazy , imagine
by tyler_thecreatorlover198 December 29, 2023

A bugle is a crisp commonly sold in the UK and is cone shaped, it is a word that is used to insult the shape of someone’s head.
by JaysonWould September 15, 2021

by among us sussy hamburgr balls May 19, 2022

(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025

by frazzle1122 May 6, 2014
