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brownboard

the process of taking a dump on someone's saran wrap covered face so that they can feel the heat and texture of the act. like waterboarding, but with fecal matter.
Gabe loved it when his lady used to brownboard him after eating Indian food.
by awfulawfulbankers June 11, 2011
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Brownberry

Those whop use their Blackberry handheld email devices while on the toilet at work. Indicative of an age where you cant even have a S**t in peace.
I was just in the loo and the guy in the loo next to me was sending Brownberrys.
by AntonyBaker December 21, 2004
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Brownbeard

To receive a brownbeard, means that you have been performing oral on your sexual partner, when the partner decides to shit on your face, covering your chin and possibly more of your face. Brownbeards are typically received when the partner is suffering from explosive diarrhea.
'Oh my God I'm so embarrassed, when Jimmy was licking my ass I gave him a brownbeard'
'Hey baby why don't you give me a brownbeard tonight?'
by Lonitwat November 14, 2016
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Colorado-brownbeard

The act of having ones face covered in feces while eating out a girls anus.
While eating out your girlfriends butt while she has the runs, she has a bowel movement on your face covering the face in feces giving the receiver a Colorado-brownbeard
by 1iquidFreshness February 24, 2012
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Brownberry Salad

When someone tosses a salad despite obvious dingle-berries present.
Jeff told Abel about the delicious brownberry salad he ate last night.
by TESTIKAHN December 18, 2012
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brownberry

The name for a Blackberry that has been dropped into a toilet. Ultimately the fate of all Blackberry hand-held devices, as more and more people will not stfu in the loo.
(Scene: Corporate Bathroom)
Boss: This is the last time, Ed. You hear me? I'm gonna march down there and --
::Plop::
Employee: DAMNIT!
Adjacent stall: Serves you right. Now fish out your Brownberry and let me squeeze this out in peace. Damn.
by JulienD July 20, 2008
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brownberg

When the poop in the toilet is stacked up and peaks above the water level.
I left a brownberg in the toilet large enough to tear the hull of the Titanic.
by THEWox April 27, 2014
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