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Bronson

A faux-hawk worn by a man with exceptional stamina and masculinity. Most faux-hawk look exceedingly gay, but this one seems fashionable, simply by the sheer manpower of the wearer. First seen worn by Charles Bronson in the beginning of Death Wish.
Man, did you see that player with a Bronson? That guy could probably impregnate a girl by just looking at her, he was so manly.
by Make my day September 16, 2010
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Spiced Bronson

A beer that is added with a shot of spiced rum. Most commonly Admiral Nelson or Captain.

Tastes much like a Cream Soda but will mess you up if not careful.
Bartender, can I please get a round of spiced bronsons?
by BigBona February 4, 2010
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Liquid Bronson

an alcoholic beverage usually made from malted cereal grain (such as barley), flavoured with hops, and brewed by slow fermentation
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"a pint of liquid bronson"

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by smatthewenglish May 16, 2019
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Bronson

Synonymous with "motor boating". It's when a man places his face between the breasts of a well endowed woman, moves his head side to side while yelling.
Only a bad motherfucker could get away with giving that bitch a Bronson.
by ThatDudeThatLikesTitties June 18, 2016
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Brondon

Brondon is the name of the most amazing guy alive. He has wonderful hair. He fucks like a beast and can do anything with great poise and passion. He usually loves one girl and is always faithful. But be warned double cross a brondon and all hell will break lose.
That guy is such a brondon.
by god101 October 24, 2012
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Bronson

1. Insult, generally an idiot

2. A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.

3. One whose head has been fucked with repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
John is a stupid, hotdogging bronson.

When Bronson tried to emulate his friend, he found it would not work.

Look at that loser over there. What a bronson.
by TheUrbanLinguist May 4, 2008
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Bronson

Bronson is the act of a male placing his face between the particularly large breasts of a woman, blowing loudly while moving his head side to side. Also known as a "motorboat".
Can you believe AnneMarie let me Bronson her gigantic fucking titties?
by ThatDudeThatLikesTitties June 19, 2016
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