a hot guy that can make every girl happy he is the nicest person you will ever meet he is the guy you will ever meet he is amazing in bed he has the biggest dick u will ever see and he will make u happy just to see him he is the best boyfriend you will ever have he is super cute and very sexy he looks weak but is veary strong he knows how to fight people laugh at him and he knows how to take a joke he plays stupid but is actually really smart he can make any girl happy in bed and is completely starght
by Hapy friend March 18, 2017
a very hairy ape smells like old yogurt and expired milk. someone had sex with an orange and out came Brandon.
by Brian Brickhouse May 29, 2018
by revengebitch33 May 05, 2019
you’re an absolute idiot and you’re dyslexic but i love you anyways but i’ll put you down real quick if you try anything
brandon’s a bitch
by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020
Danielle: "Did you see Brandon?"
Sarah: "No, but I smelled burning trash and ballsack breath so I knew he was close by."
Sarah: "No, but I smelled burning trash and ballsack breath so I knew he was close by."
by brandondickbreath February 01, 2020
Brandon is a simp and will do anything you want him to but won’t text you good morning. He’s one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever have. If you have a boyfriend named Brandon you are a very lucky girl. But you must know he can be a little overprotective. He’s a very nice, hot, sweet guy and will do anything for you.
by hahah71717 May 04, 2020
Brandon is a simp and will do anything you want him to but won’t text you good morning. He’s one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever have. If you have a boyfriend named Brandon you are a very lucky girl. But you must know he can be a little overprotective. He’s a very nice, hot, sweet guy and will do anything for you.
by hahah71717 May 04, 2020