Brainal

Its like anal but in the nose. Yes, you need a small dick. It was first discovered with a blowjob going wrong, but its when the penis penetrates through the nose

Brian: Hey babby girl, have you ever done brainal?
Janet: Yessss, finially somebody wants to do it. How big is your dick?
Brian: 1.5 inch.
Janet: get prepared for the best brainial of your life

by DarknezzXUnknown June 13, 2022

brainfart post

A post showing up on a social media page or group that is totally off topic, irrelevant or incoherent. It takes an average time of thirty seconds to click the link and read enough of it to realize it is a total waste of one's time. For example, on a group with 7,000 members, that one post has collectively stolen an hour of life from those people.

I just clicked on that post on the embroidery group and had to watch a brainfart post of a stupid video of a puppy puking up a sock! Did that guy really think the world of embroidery would be made better with that video??!!

by billy sharpstick February 6, 2017

brainfeel

a mental sensation consisting of a complex combination of emotions, sensations, memories, thoughts, values, and past experiences.

Snacking on homemade ginger snaps with my quirky family at Grandma's each year during the Christmas Season bring with it a unique brainfeel.

by alnino2005 September 15, 2016

Brainal

When an intellectual makes you think so hard it feels like your brain is being penetrated

Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"

by Joosy June 2, 2018

Braincells

those things that nobody has

Person 1: I need help with homework, can you help me on this one question?
Person 2: I don't have the braincells for that

by your local dumbass September 25, 2020

Brainal Rape

A synonym for Indoctrination in the Mass Effect Series

The Reapers Brainal Raped the Protheans.

by Trent@1997 August 29, 2021

brainfart

When you say or do something stupid, your brain has had a brainfart.

Person A: Hey, switch on the TV, this show is annoying.
Person B: Switch it ON?
Person A: No, I meant off... I had a brainfart.

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014