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mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024
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fashion brain fart

a brief mental blank when attempting to pick out an outfit, complete forgetfulness of one's own ability to put an outfit together without mental strain.
I've been looking through my closet for hours and I still can't find anything to wear - I'm having a total fashion brain fart!
by misslaurendeane November 29, 2021
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Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity
Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022
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Brain Fart

A "brain fart" refers to a temporary lapse in memory or judgment, like forgetting something simple or making a silly mistake
he had a brain fart and completely forgot his own phone number.
by Cruellanj March 25, 2025
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stinky fart brain

A stinky fart brain is someone named vanessa
stinky fart brain wouldn’t pick where we were eating she just kept saying idk
by Mfjizzyj August 2, 2022
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