Fail n' Bail

Taking a job at which you fail to perform, deflect any questions about what you're doing by getting offended at the questions, and just before you get completely nailed for not doing what you're supposed to do, you bail out... admitting nothing.

What happened to your former CTO? Oh, man, he pulled a Fail n' Bail like you wouldn't believe. I should have known, because when I asked him what he did all day, he said "I'm offended by the question," and then didn't answer it.

by Invictus Bastard July 7, 2010

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baili

The most amazingly beautiful and interesting girl you will ever meet. Bailis are loving, caring, accepting, forgiving, and patient. They are very smart and very bubbly.

Im planning baili's birthday so it has to be perfect! She deserves it.

by pseudonymphomanic November 10, 2014

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Rail 'N' Bail

To have sex with and then promptly leave a random girl. Usually preceded by the term "the ol'."

"So I we did it and I left before she woke up the next morning."

"Ah, the ol' rail 'n' bail?"

by PlugUglyPaddy December 28, 2005

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Bailey's, mmm, creamy

A quote from old Gregg

Mighty boosh

"I got all things that are good. Here, this is good! I have water colors. This one, I call Bailey's, mmm, creamy"

by Old Gregg! April 2, 2010

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Baila

A girl that has all of the qualities that any guy could ever ask for, consists of a beautiful face, a nice personality, a cute laugh, and gorgeous in general. A Baila is also the best person to talk to if you are having an issue or just need someone to listen to you. Usually gives a guy Rapid Heartbeat as a sign of a true Baila and true Baila's are hard to find, very unique.

dang shes a baila, respect

by bewy16 September 26, 2020

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