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Bratek

To be so white that you slowly become the ghettoist perosn on the planet. Not to mention the incredible hops you gain from being the ghettoisnt person on the planet, now he can dunk and jump fences from the "jakes". Bratek as a verb is to have long wacked hair. It might also mean you smell like AIDs, but that's only if your sexy and he wants to bone.
"Jack mannion looks like Bratek"

Bratek stop boning

"You smell like AIDs" - Bratek
by I Keeps it Confy Dentures November 26, 2004
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Tycho Brahe

1.
An astronomer from long ago who was extremely picky about making very accurate star maps and star descriptions.

He lived on an island and got paid handsomely by the King to study astronomer. He was lucky enough to have his own team of laborers and assitants to help him build really huge instruments like compasses, telescopes, etc.

Unfortunately he did not believe that the Sun was the center of the universe, because he tried to measure the stars positions and see if they moved throughout the year, but he didn't notice any movements. The thing is, the stars are extremely, mind-bogglingly far away. But he still should have figured out that the Earth was not the center of the universe, if only because of the retrograde motion of Jupiter and Mars, and also because of the fact that Jupiter itself has its own moons. Oh well, it was a bit hard to go against that church dogma that said we lived in a geocentric universe. And how would these old astronomers have known just how far away the stars are?

2. Someone who is extremely anal about measurements
Tycho Brahe would have loved to use todays computers - because he could have gotten extremely accurate measurements.

Mark72329: "Wanna know how big I am down there, sweetie?"
girlyxoxo923: "yeah hunk tell me"
Mark72329: "Well according to my most recent calculations I'm just about 5.825 inches. Isn't that big?"
girlyxoxo923: "wtf - gosh, GAL dude... umm and that's not big sorry"
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
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Brafternoon

Usually taking place on a friday afternoon. When Bros get together and watch Bromantic comedies, drink cappucinos with kahlua, and take naps. May involve a game of raquetball, basketball, football, soccer or just a friendly foot massage. Often followed up by a shower, picking out clothes to borrow and going out for the night, hand in hand.
Dean: hey man what you wanna do this brafternoon

Mcconnasenn: I was thinking the usual, workout followed by cappucinos

Heinz: don't forget the movie and foot massages, followed by the pre-shower iceberg! I love brafternoons.
by coolkdub September 11, 2009
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brahdette

female form of "brah"; used when referring to a female who is considered "one of the guys". Similar to dude and dudette
Yo, what's up, brahdette!
by disasterxstruck February 21, 2011
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Braheemian

A group of brah's that get together and go ouf for beers, watch football, et cetera.
Me and my braheemian's are meeting up at my brah's place to discuss the drama between 2 other braheem's.
by braheem August 4, 2009
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Brahiem

Brahiem is a good friend, He's a good brother. Brahiem has a long black dick, and has snappy hair. He loves a girl (For example): Tiffany's. If you meet a brahiem don't let him go.
Brahiem Love Tiffany's !

He's black
by real nigga from.... June 5, 2018
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bahtey

"Hey Bahtey"
by D. Mason October 16, 2003
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