Jonner bonner

He’s the coolest guy you will meet he has a generous amount of dick and he pipes thots for fun.

Her: omg jonner bonner makes my pussy wet

Other her: omg you talk to jonner bonner too?
Her: yes do you?
Other her: yes, we should suck him dry
Her: yes!

by Jonas bonas November 21, 2021

Bonner

Something you grapple.

I am going to grapple your bonner.

by Anoonymoise May 9, 2018

George Bonner

Property Of Isobel

George is a very kind boy who isn't afraid to say I love you to people...

He is really sweet and nice and funny but most of the stuff funny about him is just basically how dumb and bad at spelling he is.

He is a great and semi loyal boyfriend but he does like to message many other girls which is a bit of a red flag so be careful there.

Overall a great boy but he really needs to get his priorities (and his spelling) sorted out.

One Friend: "He told me he loved me last night"
Other Friend: "Awww what a George Bonner"

by lengonestyll January 7, 2022

Bonner

A wild night out that includes a copious amount of alcohol, drugs and adultery

Jeff goes to the races with his workmates, loses all of his money gambling and taking drugs and wakes up in him bosses bed with no recollection of the night before. Jeff is said to have had a right bonner!

by rosessd August 24, 2019

Tree Bonner

When a tree gets a bonner from a hot naked female tree hugger because she hugged the tree.

Tree 1: Yo did you she that girl getting all up on Frank, he must of got a tree bonner.
Tree 2: He always get those tree huggers, it's not fair.

by PoodyFiddle June 9, 2018

Rachel Bonner

Loves doing coke right slap bang in the dead middle of motion.

Rachel Bonner is so cool and we should live with her. I was with her the other night and she was just doing coke in the middle of motion.

by Ruuuuu March 17, 2020

Ethan Bonner

This is a code word used in the British army for when a child is taken from there parents as a baby and placed under care of another man. This child is then used as a sex slave for there adopted parents.

This child is a Ethan Bonner

by Ethan Bonner December 16, 2019