Gym Bonner

A hard on you get in coed gym class

I got a Gym Bonner yesterday in gym class

by Big Gig May 27, 2019

E-bonner

a bonner so hard it bends in your pant at 90 degree angle.

when I saw Jenniefer Aniston in real life i got the worst E-bonner

by notalexbermdez... March 6, 2009

breakfast bonner

When a dude wakes up in the morning and has a bonner

Dude i'm sick of this breakfast bonner.

by Cooch of H-Town December 13, 2006

Seth Bonner

Seth Bonner is the living embodiment of happiness. When he smiles, one cannot resist smiling profusely and being filled with joy.

When Seth Bonner smiles, my head goes blank and instantly I can feel joy running through every inch of my body.

by kattaliciouskat April 17, 2015

Tree Bonner

When a tree gets a bonner from a hot naked female tree hugger because she hugged the tree.

Tree 1: Yo did you she that girl getting all up on Frank, he must of got a tree bonner.
Tree 2: He always get those tree huggers, it's not fair.

by PoodyFiddle June 9, 2018

Paddy Bonner

A small Irish shemale with a large anus gap from being rammed by a horse pee pee from his Belmont brethren in the back of the Belmont Bus Boys lair.

Paddy Bonner was with his Brethren in the back of the school bus

by ThatOneGuyWhoMadeTomClarke July 16, 2018

Post-Bonner

The time between right after you nut and when the bonner completely goes away.

Bryan: “Yo I had a Post-Bonner for like 20 minutes bro.”
Kaleb: “Damn, that must of been a fat one!”

by Ig:finna_ooga_booga_xd September 6, 2018