When a homosexual gentleman repeatedly slaps the buttocks of his arse-uppermost love-chum, using both hands on both cheeks, he is said to be playing the Briggsy Bongos. This was named in honour of the sex-crazed modern artist who, in the 1990s, beat the bum-drums of teenage boys in art colleges throughout south-east Asia and the English midlands.
Quentin, why on Earth are your divine fingertips bright purple?!
Oh, Melvyn! I met a delightful young man in the Tate Modern lavatories (you know the middle stall on the first floor?) and he simply begged me to bend him over the cistern and play the Briggsy Bongos until he needed new skins.
Oh, Melvyn! I met a delightful young man in the Tate Modern lavatories (you know the middle stall on the first floor?) and he simply begged me to bend him over the cistern and play the Briggsy Bongos until he needed new skins.
by False Buttocks July 16, 2017
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by Big Harry Robertson December 16, 2013
A character in the Edweirdo Cinematic Universe, known to be very tough, and intelligent. He is single though, and women hate him.
by CallMePhil April 07, 2020
Late 70's, 80's band, eastern PA. Advent-garde original music. Art band with some punk directions. Active in varying degrees for about 10 years. Band name taken from skateboarding term for head injury.
They didn't know what to do when at the Post last night when skull bongo started dragging the chains across the stage.
by Slash5 July 09, 2010
When a group of mongs get invited to take part in a group bongo playing session, much to the amusement of anyone within watching distance.
By Jove Nicholls!!! I was walking past the plaza just now and had the unpleasantness to witness a mongos on bongos session!!! It was reminiscent of a bunch of chickens being chased for the slaughter!!!
by Befferson 2 November 28, 2014
gentlemans periodical (n) a glossy magazine, showing ladies of easy virtue in varying states of undress.
George took his favourite gentlemans periodical from his collection of bongo mags, and arranged his kleenex runway and settled down to his afternoon wank
by Dom Drums March 23, 2006