Boney Drank

The top level of drunk, above wasted and on par with paralytic, but with the added flair of causing social mayhem, including but not limited to property damage, arrest, hospitalisation, or just general mayhem and fuckery.

Can be shortened to boney

Originated from a company email from a hotel in Budapest describing some staff members on the last night of a project.
What happened to you on the weekend? “I got boney drank

Man Tom was boney drank last night, we might not see him for a while.
by Stealthydan January 11, 2023
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Baloney-boney

When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.
Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!
by HitlerOfGrammar November 08, 2017
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Stone Cold Boney

A person who ingests, cultivates, and vegetates fresh humor, culture and knowledge. Like John Mulaney’s appearance on Hot Ones.
Dawg, check out this stone cold boney spittin the truth. Muthafuckers funny, sincere and still slightly skeptical.
by BrownRecluse129 June 30, 2023
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Boney

Kardi B may make Money Move, but Kevin O'Leary makes Boney Move
by Matt theMMatthawowejhweanhlonl December 07, 2017
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Boney

A short version of boner which is when your laho (penis is turned on)
You got a fat boney bro.
by theyoungSlaya October 29, 2018
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Boney

A naturally attractive breed of Sudanese men, extremely attractive and tenacious. Hot as hell and incredibly built physically. Loves KFC and can sometimes show some homosexual qualities. He frequently proves to be extremely intelligent in many ways
Boney is an alpha male
by Aidsandcancer February 18, 2019
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Boney

"Can you please pass me a boney?"
by Lemon3139 November 03, 2018
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