A method by which one hit's water from a great height, usually at a swimming pool suitably equipped with a 5 metre (or greater) diving board.
Method:
Ascend the dizzying heights of the highest board you find at your local - on indeed, not local - swimming baths. Await the passing-by on the pool side of a life-guard/pregnant woman/hot totty/poof and then leap, feet first into mid air. Pull your knees to your chest and hit the water, arse first, angling slightly to ensure the greatest tsanami-like splash covers abovementioned recipient from head to toe in chlorine rich H2O.
Best accomplished by extremely overweight males who think it all a complete hoot.
Await expletive and expulsion from said swimming baths.
Method:
Ascend the dizzying heights of the highest board you find at your local - on indeed, not local - swimming baths. Await the passing-by on the pool side of a life-guard/pregnant woman/hot totty/poof and then leap, feet first into mid air. Pull your knees to your chest and hit the water, arse first, angling slightly to ensure the greatest tsanami-like splash covers abovementioned recipient from head to toe in chlorine rich H2O.
Best accomplished by extremely overweight males who think it all a complete hoot.
Await expletive and expulsion from said swimming baths.
Diver 1: "Look! There's that gayboy lifeguard! Bomb him!"
***leap***
Diver 2: "YAAAAaaaaaaa!!!!"
***Kasplashyboom***
Lifeguard: "Leave the pool now you wittle wapthcallion you!"
***leap***
Diver 2: "YAAAAaaaaaaa!!!!"
***Kasplashyboom***
Lifeguard: "Leave the pool now you wittle wapthcallion you!"
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